Small town girl, big city dreamer.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:03:55 -0400

My view. #alabama #showlife #fullmoon #barn #cattle #grainsilo...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:23 -0400

My view. #alabama #showlife #fullmoon #barn #cattle #grainsilo #fence #boredom #dyingofit

partybarackisinthehousetonight: please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:41:20 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:34:13 -0400

galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:55:54 -0400

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

prettypinktoesonthedash: Turns out my dad did. (:

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:11:21 -0400

prettypinktoesonthedash:

Turns out my dad did. (:

ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:11 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

the-dairy-king: thecookiecosplayer: looks like my ride is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:37 -0400

the-dairy-king:

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

im not like other buses, im a cool bus.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:28:30 -0400

christinesinclutch: do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:53:53 -0400

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:53:15 -0400

drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:53:03 -0400

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:52:40 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:50:50 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

thegoatjustatethemoney: Interviewer: If you are in the mood...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:50:30 -0400

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO

If I was a guy for a day,

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:49:16 -0400

thecolorplaid:

I would:

Masturbate.

Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.

Walk around the house naked.

Pee behind a building.

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.

Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”

Stare at my penis.

Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:48:27 -0400

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

anotherairplaneanothersunnyplace: May 23, 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:47:04 -0400

anotherairplaneanothersunnyplace:

May 23, 2013

library-of-crazy-221b: niknak79: He’s tripping on acid I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:46:52 -0400

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:46:44 -0400